With an entire room at the NBA draft lost for words in New York on Thursday after the first two picks, the Wizards stepped into bring levity to the situation.
Where He Landed: Though rumors swirled that Alex Len would be drafted overall No. 1, the 7' 1" Ukranian was taken fifth overall by the Phoenix Suns.
The Wizards broke the mold and went with the safe, expected and probably smart pick Thursday, taking small forward Otto Porter from Georgetown at No. 3 overall in the NBA draft.