If this is true, you'd have to think the Philly Phanatic would have a no-fly zone imposed over him.
Adam Wainwright turned in the latest of several dominant pitching performances around Major League Baseball this week.
The Phillies' rotation is about to get stronger.
The Twins scored six runs on one hit, eight walks (!) and three wild pitches in the bottom of the eighth inning tonight.
Jonathan Papelbon had a little more giddy-up on his fastball today, but don't ask him about it.