Already down an outfielder following Josh Hamilton's thumb injury, the Angels have placed Kole Calhoun on the disabled list after he injured his ankle last night.
The table on which the money is placed in Seattle is going to go into the table Hall of Fame. Same Hall of Fame that has that one in New York Cliff Lee left all that money on.
Hall of Famer George Brett and Lorde are buddies now, because why wouldn't they be?
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.